Verbal Sushi

Okay, if you have long blonde hair & a bushy mustache & are wearing a tropical shirt, don’t get mad when I assume you’re Hulk Hogan. Jeeze.

To add context to that last tweet - guy in line @ Panera was mad that I said he looked like Hulk Hogan.

Running into someone u haven’t seen in yrs who u may or may not have deleted from FB, followed by them asking WHY u deleted them. #Awkward

Mad Men watched. Errands done. Laundry done. Well rested. Things are looking pretty good in Neville-town right about now…

Apparently Val Kilmer has a Facebook and because him and I go way back FB is suggesting him as someone I may know…

Don’t get me wrong I LOVE Shark Week, but why are people losing their shit over this? Wearing fins on your head to grocery shop is absurd.

RT @rainnwilson: Apparently Snooki was arrested for public intoxication. I had no idea she drank!

I don’t know what’s stranger that there is a dude singing in the parking lot or that he’s actually really good at.

What’s it called when a family looks alike? Like a dad marries a mom that looks like him & they have a matching kid? Aside from “creepy”

AMC’s Rubicon is an EXCELLENT show. Get the pilot free on iTunes. Hope this becomes the next Wire.